sabrinawinslow:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

(Source: hexglyphs)

isay:

chintakaya:

chintakaya:

At Mount fuji

Forget the rest of the fireworks around the world, these are the best. HNY.

sarkos:

skarchomp:

gothmspacman:

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

personfuckers

it’s people who have sex with real people in real life

personfuckers are actually the real monsterfuckers because everyone knows the greatest monster of all is man

Personfucker was the doctor, you’re thinking of Personfucker’s Monster

benepla:

anyone: discord

normal internet denizens who have friends: Oh yes, the chat application that replaced skype a long time ago, I spend much of my time socializing on there

me: i;gm howling at the moon

art-of-a-velociraptor:

Me: I should listen to more than 1 song on loop

Also me: I sent the pestilence and plague into your house into your bed into your streets into your drink into your bread uPON YOUR CATTLE UPON YOUR SHEEP UPON YOUR HOUSE INTO YOUR FIELD INTO YOUR DREAMS INTO YOUR SLEEP UNTIL YOU BREAK UNTIL YOU YIELD

captorations:

you can’t really spoil homestuck, because any plot revelations are utterly nonsensical to someone who hasn’t read it and the story doesn’t rely too much on dramatic reveal anyway. the only comprehensible spoiler is simply that despite all evidence to the contrary homestuck is good and enjoyable to read

liquidstar:

huffleporg:

apeachscone:

olaf is the prime example of a genuinely bad character who did a few good deeds in his life and doesnt get redeemed because of it. the baudelaires did not mourn for him. they buried him because to them, they felt thats what they should do. they still hated him. count olafs ending is not an excuse to crown him your “uwu precious angel who was misunderstood.” he is a bad person who had a few good moments. dont romanticize his abuse of the baudelaires just because he carried kit to the island.

I think they buried him because watching a corpse decompose is traumatizing and unhygienic. Plus it would not smell good at all. 

Burying him was more their gift to themselves than any commentary on his worth as a character. 

damn wtf happened in frozen 2

daylighteclipsed:

Edward flawlessly swindles a corrupt military lieutenant into handing him the deed to a wholeass town at 12 years old. He does that. He creates fake gold to tempt Yoki with. He convinces Yoki that giving him Yueswell would be beneficial to the State by lying about the mines having unexploited minerals for alchemic research. He knows Yoki will want to cover his own ass. He suggests Yoki writes a letter that states he gave the deed over free of charge to hide the illegal transaction, which also erases all evidence that Ed ever tricked Yoki once the gold turns back to rock. He predicts exactly what Yoki’s going to do before he does it and plans accordingly. Ed even invents a way to legally sell the deed to the town’s common folk that earns him a place to stay the night without any of it actually costing anything. It’s incredible. It’s full-proof. Yoki never sees it coming. Checkmate. Ed is so fucking clever I love it.

macanleister:

I cast “Detect Evil and Good”

DM: Yep, there’s undead everywhere…what else does the spell do?

ME: Detects aberrations, celestials, elementals, fey, fiends or undead. Also consecrated and desecrated ground.

*two of the “human” party members visibly panic IRL*

DM: I’m going to text you some additional information.

beyoncescock:

my siblings snitch me